Ryan James @_ryanjames Enters his 1970 PorscheTato 917. This car started life as a Laser 917, but over time morphed into a Potato. “The interior captivates the essence of conversion van.” Notes Donald Osborne. “The PorscheTato scores 100 on the glycemic index!” Says Dr. Oz. Overall Weight was dramatically reduced by removing the engine. Other engineering breakthroughs included an extremely high safety rating due to lack of any possible motion. Most recent upgrade was improvement of the climate control system, which was achieved by simply by removing the driver side window. While I no longer drive the car, it is my vehicle of choice for a night of indulgence with a bag of Granny Goose Hawaiian style chips. The PorscheTato is the car many dream of, but never achieve, a car destined of iconic virtue, and carbohydrate intrigue.
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