ALL of Humankind's various spoken languages employ a very special, in-reserve set of magical words, to be brought forth in specific circumstance.   Dealing with vehicular failures brought forth the Best, the Strongest of these, (Cursed Art Thou, O Vile Chariot, by Every God Knownst!) So: *&%$#@! - You!  ... View more

But that's too NICE.  ... View more

This one should be obvious: the car that Del Griffith drove/destroyed in the beloved "Trains, Planes and Automobiles".  After the mishaps of course. Cop: "Do you think this vehicle is safe to drive?"  ... View more