Gentlemen: Moments ago (that's a unit of time measured in seconds or minutes (seconds is a time measured in mississippi's), and used as a descriptor of a period not less than a few seconds and not more than 5 minutes (that's 300 mississippi's); I pulled myself up off the floor after recovering from a bad case of hilariitis (that's a syndrome where you have great difficulty breathing because you are laughing so hard, you can't get oxygen into your lungs). This piece is not just a Home Run, but a Grand Slam! Love it. 🙂 Bravo to the Alternate Universe and your Way-back machine! (I'd attempt to explain the meaning of Alternate Universe and Way Back machine, (for those lacking a Classical Education, I would translate these words, but your lack of $ 5 or even one dollar word vocabulary would make the attempt moot anyway, so I chose to look down my aquiline features instead). I would expound on my current discourse, but it has taken me nearly ten minutes to write this and I'm still having trouble keeping my eyes clear, from the ear to ear grin on my face, after reading some of the screeds (for those of you from Rio Linda, or possibly Cleveland, that is a diatribe or castigation... Oh what's the use), written in the comments section. You've done it again. I really look forward to reading more comments. The only thing that would make this better is if I was reading the comments to my own article writing about my mythical town; Grundy Park, MN. A lovely little town filled with characters and goof balls and some wonderful mythical companies like Underground engineering "Where the best ideas NEVER see the light of day". Thank you for a wonderful trip down Mythical Memory lane. 🙂
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