Once again I'm laughing.
"His website had a popular section called “Back To Stock” where people discussed how to undo all their changes before towing the car to the dealer for warranty service."
This must be a popular section on NASIOC or some other WRX/STI forum. I remember guys trying to return their car to stock after blowing the car up. Needless to say the dealers caught it quickly.
...and just think if the money wasted on Alfa had been spent on a Grand Wagoneer (as many insiders would have preferred) that would have arrived in the first year of Trump instead of WWIII.