What If? 2012 Mercedes-Benz R63 AMG Black Series

[Hagerty]

Welcome to What If, a new feature from imaginative illustrator Abimelec Arellano and Hagerty. We'll be taking you back in time-and possibly forward into the future-to meet alternative-universe automobiles. Even better, our time machine is working well enough to bring "short take" reviews along with the photographs and advertisements.
https://www.hagerty.com/media/what-if/what-if-2012-mercedes-benz-r63-amg-black-series/

[Truthworldwide]

Looks particularly believable in silver. This was the era of "Black-series all the things" and an R63 Black was probably one schnapps bender away from reality.

[fueledbymetal]

Holy crap, this is THE best piss-taking I think I’ve ever read. I’m not going to name any names, but as a long time subscriber of the big four US auto mags, this is so, so on point! I’m glad Hagerty is giving you a platform and I have magazines like 000 & Road Rat to fill the void of quality automotive content.

[61Rampy]

What? None of your "Road Warriors", AKA gofers, crashed the car on the way to the car wash?