cancel
Showing results for 
Search instead for 
Did you mean: 
Hagerty
Hagerty Employee

Smithology: The greatest story ever told

Doug Whittle (first person in America to read the review): I was just sitting there, watching the coffee machine make a pot, when I saw it on Twitter: The new Blorpia J50 X-Cross was out. So many reviews, all published online at the same time!
https://www.hagerty.com/media/opinion/smithology/smithology-the-greatest-story-ever-told/
10 REPLIES 10
danhise
Advanced Driver

Wow, this is so meta! Sam must have known that this could backfire, but our Sam is bad to the bone! Any of us can see that Ellington Scott is Jack Baruth. Totally transparent!! But Sam knows that Hagerty could not dare risk losing a million subscribers if it dares to touch King Sam. Bazinga! Hagerty goes down. Bam!

Come on, Ellington Baruth, I dare you to censor me. Dare you!
Jack_Hagerty
Moderator

Sir, you have caught me on a day when my laziness exceeds the sum total of my malice and my resentment. Therefore, NO censoring!
TingeofGinge
Detailer

Put down the edibles, Sam. That F&F marathon was years ago.
Ark-med
Detailer

When will Spaniel Felson be hired at MB?
CarsDogsBeer
Intermediate Driver

Only wish I'd have made a bowl of popcorn before I fell into this thing.
Shine on, you crazy diamond.
EugeneWhite
Pit Crew

So if Mr. Smith is molting into John Phillips and Mr. Baruth blunt-force traumamogrifs into Brock Yates ("w/ The Lady Danger") whither Doug DeMuro?
WAKman
Intermediate Driver

Funny stuff, Sam.
Swamibob
Technician

Love, Love it, Love it Sam!!! Brilliant. Smiled all the way through. 🙂
Still smiling. More of this please.
Gary_Bechtold
Specialist

I laughed, MotorBurp sounds like my kind of car magazine but Belch & Farter is really more my demographic at this stage in life.

Is it sad that car magazines seem to be dropping into oblivion?

driverdude98
Intermediate Driver

This is why stereotypes are funny. You know exactly the people and scenarios he’s talking about. Especially enjoyed the Instagram influencer jabs. Well done as always.