Yes, tape measure should be part of every DOT officer's kit if it's not already. I've been ticketed in the distant past (early 80's) for bumper height (jacked up Camaro rear) but fortunately he didn't notice the front was missing entirely. I've also had my motorcycle handlebar height measured but turned out to be within spec.
You could say the bidding on Denzel's 911 has taken "flight" and is "unstoppable".
The Carolina squat is stupid. It looks like the truck is taking a dump just like a dog. Also it makes any sort of head on accident more dangerous for the one hitting or hit by the truck. I saw it once here in Austin. I just shook my head at the stupidity.