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Unmitigated Gaul Class



Class: Unmitigated Gaul

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This Deux Chevaux is a 1974, but most folks guess 1959. Her name is Mlle Clouseau(get it?), she sat for ten years underneath a pine tree next to Monterey Bay.  The tin worms and flora and fauna had their way with her. Slowly and every so slowly she is becoming worthy of Bridgitte Bardot's famous video drive.  She certainly puts new terror in 45 MPH.



TimCan 5 million Frenchmen be wrong?Can 5 million Frenchmen be wrong?It's alive!It's alive! 

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Love it!..


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Not French, got it in the wrong class?

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Not French, got it in the wrong class?
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Currently an assuredly "concours d' Lemons" car, this one actually was displayed at our local (for real) Carillon Park Concours in Dayton OH to show the non-car buff folks attending the event what many of the cars on the field looked like in their "before" condition.  


"Bridgette" is a 1956 Renault 4CV convertible, and actually is a rare car.  Only 12-13 4CV convertibles were imported to the US (out of somewhere around 10,000 4CVs total) in its last year of production, primarily because the convertibles were nearly 50% more expensive than the sedans:  $1600 vs $1095.  By her VIN, she's one of the last 56's, and thus one of the last 4CV convertibles off the assembly line.  


She's a little beat up because, among other indignities to befall her, in 1974 she was a (very) unwilling participant in a tornado, where a barn fell on her.  Thus the dents in unusual places.   After many years in my garage looking forlorn, Bridgette's turn for restoration is approaching.    She'll be painted a nice "Atlantic Green" metallic--a color unique to 4CV convertibles. 


That wad of material visible through the side windows--is the convertible top, another victim of the 1974 tornado.  But someday...


Bridgette heading for the concoursBridgette heading for the concours

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Bridgette is beautiful. 

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 the paradise fire of 2018 took my Morgan jaguar MGA and my B M W leaving me with this my wife call’s it my booger my grandkids call it Melty

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Although relatively unknown in the United States, the French sports car firm of Deutsch-Bonnet had an illustrious history with multiple class wins and Index of Efficiency victories at LeMans in the fifties. 

To celebrate this, the company introduced a new roadster in 1959 named for the hallowed French racing circuit. By the company’s dissolution in 1962, a total of 232 LeMans Roadsters had been built. Unfortunately, one ended up in Akron, Ohio. 

What happens when a streamlined, lightweight French sports car with a highly efficient 850cc two cylinder engine appears in the epicenter of rust and home of NASCAR tires and Devo? It gets a full steel frame, an aluminum tub and a big American V8! The savvy builder went out of his way to source a Pontiac V8; the car did say LeMans after all. 

I bought the car at a garage sale from the person responsible for this remarkable creation. When I asked him what he did with all the original unobtanium DB parts, he said he chopped them to bits and put them on the curb for the trash man over a period of months. Obviously he followed the strategy of another local legend, Jeffrey Dahmer. 

The car is as terrifying to drive as it is to look at but it still can smoke the vintage Firestone slicks at will. The nice folks in the DB Club in France just smile when they see me at Retromobile and pretend they don’t know English. 





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1954 Devin Panhard.  Based on running gear from the French Panhard Junior with a tube frame and fiberglass body by Devin.  Who knows how long it’s been sitting, but the frame is rusted in half, the rear of the body was grafted on from something else, and the nose is from a different car that now resides in france.  1

of 6 known to exist of approximately 11 factory built cars.  One day it will get restored, I have the engine and transmission from a 1958 Panhard Dyna as well as the hubs and wheels from the same to replace the rotted away parts.  For now it’s fun to look at





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One of two cars custom made in Switzerland, it's a 1987 2CV with a fiberglass Citroën

Traction Avant front and a station wagon (shooting break) rear.  The most often asked questions? 'Are those picnic chairs?" and secondly, while pointing to the wheels, "how many lug nuts does it have?" The answers and are yes and 12!